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I just had to post this at it amused me so much. I was in (ptui) Ikea recently, and after going partially mad from lack of natural sunlight and sensory overload I partook of one of their delightful hot dogs. In the elevator on the way down to the car park a militant veggie teenager was berrating her parents, who had also had a hot dog each.
" You know that it's minced up pig's eyes and trotters and testicles don't you?" The strained expressions on the parents faces were glorious. I couldn't help myself and muttered "Mmm. Hog fat." She turned and looked at me. I then said " If you minced up a human and stuck it in the pig's trough, the pig really wouldn't care. The mafia used to get rid of people like that." Luckily the lift doors opened at that point and I legged it. Teehee.