Ah, why not?

Since most other people I know seem to be positing their opinion and observations upon me via the medium of inter-bollocks, I thought I'd send some ether-based crap back to them. Better out than in I suppose.
Which reminds me... Last week I was off work with Gastritis. I found myself foolishly trying to get to the bus stop at 7am, whereupon I vomited into the gutter infront of a half-dozen commuters. Raising a hand I said "It's OK, I work with homeless people" and then nearly shat myself laughing.